Stop it, please! This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Spongebob Squarepants Movie. a filthy lagoon? SpongeBob Squarepants S02E30 - The Fry Cook Games. me dollar and I’ll never get it back. This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. You call this fun? [Mr. Krabs' head is above the lagoon] SpongeBob: What's wrong with Mr. Krabs? ... Alexander Clam Bel!? SpongeBob: Yeah, and I’ve got to get home to feed Gary. Created by Stephen Hillenburg, Derek Drymon, Tim Hill. N/A Mr. Krabs: [Holds up the dollar and cheers] For a second or two, I thought she was a goner. Luan:Yeah, the Clam Hut. kind-uyr. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. (Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying), Squidward: Oh, please, he's such a drama queen. Episode №: A giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs dollar, swam away and it's gone forever and Mr. Krabs starts crying). SpongeBob: What did you give him? Sandals: Ha, great. 5. This is my one millionth dollar earned. Sandals: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good? You can also print the spongebob script for your collection! Jeniffermelany 6244. Wait right here. Previous Almost there. SpongeBob: I’ve never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. Mr. Krabs: [stops sobbing, then narrows his eyes] I see. Look, boys, I 3. Haven’t you--, Squidward: Look again. [SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. Squidward assures the customer that "it is something stupid", and Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office and starts to dance with the dollar in his hand to intense celebratory music. [Clams are jumping] Fishing for stinky clams in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon? Hurry, SpongeBob! Gary: (Meows Good Morning, SpongeBob!) An over eager SpongeBob accidentally hooks the dollar with his fishing line and throws it out into the water – … Squidward: So, some trip, eh, Mr. Krabs? Mr. Krabs: [Jumps down and gasps] Could it be? Do they know what the reason was. SpongeBob: [now visibly scared] You're right. (He then puts away the telescope and puts on some black glasses. Never, never, never, never, never! Uh-uh. SpongeBob: Okay! Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? It takes a while for Mr. Krabs to notice his dollar isn't in his claw anymore. Mr. Krabs: Aww, come on now, Squidward. Mr. Krabs: Yippee! Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the lagoon] ...eat. [laughs] [to the conductor] Stop it, please! Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs] Okay, I've had enough. got mine. Closer. Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area] [Starts cheering again as well as SpongeBob and Squidward] Whoo-hoo! You expect me to break my back over a sandwich? [Shot opens up with SpongeBob in front of an electricity box] SpongeBob: I'm Ready! Squidward) Sure the lad’s a bit over eager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. Lucy:Well, this place just opened last week. clam) Keep thrashing! 55 The Great Snail Race: Mid-Life Crustacean: 56 Born Again Krabs: I Had an Accident: 57 Krabby Land: The Camping Episode: 58 Missing Identity: Plankton's Army: 59 The Sponge Who Could Fly: 60 SpongeBob Meets the Strangler: Pranks a Lot The third season of the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants, created by Stephen Hillenburg, aired on Nickelodeon from October 5, 2001 to October 11, 2004, and consists of 20 episodes (37 segments). The scene cuts as Mr. Krabs’ eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry] (pushes everyone out the door) Me millionth dollar. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying] [SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: [Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. Stop playing that music! Squidward: We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar! This article is a stub. Great! SpongeBob: Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Clams" from season three, which aired on September 20, 2002. [Mr. Krabs jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and left arm] SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line) Live bait. SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair). (takes the dollar) Me millionth dollar? Gone forever out of our lives. [SpongeBob then struggles to pull down the lever until finally it breaks free and the camera then follows what looks to be electric green slime going through a tube until finally reaching the "N" on the Nickelodeon logo and thus powering on the entire logo. Videos you watch may be added to the TV's watch history and influence TV recommendations. And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I’m taking you on a trip. Here’s where clam fishing gets serious. Squidward: Yes, why couldn’t it have been you?! Huh? Squidward: If we’re real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat. Ev… Mr. Krabs: [Sucks on a thumb then he throws it away] You will? Wait right here. SpongeBob encourages him to try Coral Bits, and Scooter decides to choose it. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward. faster! (cut to a tv signal. Suddenly, a giant clam jumps up and takes Mr. Krabs' dollar. (Mr. Krabs begs, SpongeBob reels the dollar in) She made it! Squidward: No. Squidward assures the customer that "It's something stupid," and Mr. Krabs bursts out of his office and starts to dance with the dollar in his hand to intense celebratory music. So prepare yourself for… (cut to a screen reading SpongeBob B.C.) Voila! What if SpongeBob Was Gone? Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Clams/transcript?oldid=3383283". Uh-uh. Synopsis: During a fight between the Krusty Krab and Plankton, the secret formula disappears and all of Bikini Bottom goes into a terrible apocalypse. Squidward: Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?! Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? Patrick, hij dood zeedieren. Christopher Fry, Clam Up!The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie shorts1. Do you know what this is? [SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon] SpongeBob, be careful with... ow! millionth dollar. Principal Skinner: Ah. (Mr. Krabs' head is above the water), Mr. Krabs: Have you boys met... (holds his millionth dollar up) ...me millionth dollar? Alternate transcripts are available here. Everybody get out, you’re spoiling me moment! SpongeBob, quick, reel it in! Squidward has had enough.] Sandals: Uhh, what? cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. A giant blue-lipped clam ate me millionth dollar! maybe once in a lifetime. (music plays) Oh no. Mr. Krabs: Hello, boys. Mr. Krabs: Better than that! [Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person] Closer. Hurry, SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs comes out from his office). [Ominous orchestra music plays again. We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble! He then hugs it.] Now, what do you want?! Squidward: I … ... Sponge Bob S 03E 13a - Graveyard Shift Fester1500. (takes a dollar out of his wallet) SpongeBob: Wow, a trip! Huh? Credits And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose. Squidward: No. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Clams" from Season 3, which aired on September 20, 2002. Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone COMPLETELY INSANE?! Where we going, Fancy Springs? Mr. Krabs: Now, I think we understand each other. We’ve got plenty more to... (Mr. Krabs throws the refrigerator into the water) ...eat. #Arts & Entertainment #Movies #the spongebob squarepants movie. (starts cheering again as well as No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore. Clams: It’s another day at the Krusty Krab when a random customer provides Mr. Krabs of his one millionth dollar! SpongeBob SquarePants takes leave from the town of Bikini Bottom in order to track down King Neptune's stolen crown. Superintendent Chalmers. Reel it in before it’s too late! With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Spongebob Clam animated GIFs to your conversations. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. He has finally got his ONE MILLIONTH DOLLAR EARNED! Squidward: I like neither. SpongeBob: Oh, I get ya. Scene cuts to later where Mr. Krabs has a beard on from scouting for too long. Everybody get out, you're spoiling me moment! Squidward: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you? Come on, honey, you can make it. (opens up the doors to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous Me Millionth Dollar' on it. I know what you're thinking. 4. [Alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing carnival music. I hate everything on the menu! Mr. Krabs: It wasn't easy. SpongeBob: Wow, a trip! SpongeBob SquarePants -S03E26 - Clams. Mr. Krabs: Get out! SpongeBob, wait! [Crying] SpongeBob: Wow, how did you get it back? Okay, okay, Mr. Krabs, we'll help you get your dollar back! Squidward screams then walks up to Mr. Krabs) Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward. [Rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing] Wait a minute... [Rubs the dollar back and forth again and points at the dollar] This isn't me millionth dollar. 053b - Clams At the Krusty Krab, Sandals purchases an order of coral bits, and a alarm suddenly blares out. Uhh, what do I win? [Takes a dollar out of his wallet] Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! To celebrate, he takes SpongeBob and Squidward on a clam fishing trip. Mr. Krabs: Aww, come on now, Squidward. I told you. Reel it in SpongeBob brins his line forward [SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. SpongeBob and Squidward: Mr. Krabs? [Mr. Krabs scouts the area. Look what we’ve got! Playing next. A Jellyfish floats by him. Comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on) Spongebob Squarepants (2002) - Clams (Soundtrack) Mario Adrian Gevara Lira. (Mr. Krabs scouts the area. SpongeBob, quick, reel it in. SpongeBob: Why did he have to go like this, why?! Squidward: Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. Mr. Krabs: Yippee! Let's just leave the old man, he won't notice." Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to gain access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. Squidward: I like neither. [to the violinists] I'm begging ya! [throws the other sandwiches into the lagoon] The sandwich. Is it another fishing trip? (chuckles). SpongeBob: [Salutes] Aye aye, captain! And to reward you for making me millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip. [Pushes everyone out the door] Me millionth dollar. (laughs. SpongeBob and Squidward: Oh, Mr. Krabs! (scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing), Mr. Krabs: Better than that! 4 years ago | 150.2K views. Squidward: No. Mr. Krabs: No! [Whips his eyes against the floor] Never, never, never, never, never! [Jabbers. Squidward: No. Shanghaied: Patrick's ending2. (sobs) Well, it’s not going down Squidward: Whatever. [Both sob] Squidward: I can’t believe it, Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs: (runs over to the counter) Nothing, lad! Squidward: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. I know what you’re The clam swims away. Squidward: You're crazy! Mr. Krabs: I see. Squidward: [Ripping off his beard] That's it, I'm finished! General Mrs. Beady:(s… Before Comedy. Mr. Krabs comes out from the restroom, cheering] 2. SpongeBob; Patrick; Sandy; Giant Clam Transcript (The episode opens up at Jellyfish Fields where SpongeBob is hiding behind a bush. Sandals: What's going on? [Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears] Mr. Krabs... [Mr. Krabs is wailing like a fountain] Mr. Krabs... [Mr. Krabs is sobbing like a faucet. (nails the sandwich to a pole). Squidward: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you? Mr. Krabs: And remember, we don’t leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Oh Squidward, you got to lighten up. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Nederlands Transcript. [Kisses Sandals and Squidward. Huh? [Pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words "R.I.P. Mr. Krabs: [Laughs] Oh, Squidward, you got to lighten up. TED Talk Subtitles and Transcript: When you think about the deep blue sea, you might instantly think of whales or coral reefs. Squidward: No. This page has been accessed 24,908 times. words 'R.I.P. [Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar] Look what we've got! [to the trumpeters] Stop playing that music! Mr. Krabs: Come on, fresh meat! Hey, Im actually doing it. Gasps] Me millionth dollar! careful with... (SpongeBob casts Squidward's nose into the lagoon. Clams: It’s another day at the Krusty Krab when a random customer provides Mr. Krabs of his one millionth dollar! SpongeBob and Squidward look shocked.] Transcript. Cut to the jellyfish, just hanging out, and SpongeBob floats over besides it with net in hand. I mean, a crew like you comes around Even after you promised to help me. What will you have? [Sobbing] [Music plays] Oh no. [Both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast] Come on, boy! Chronology (kisses the customer and Squidward. Mr. Krabs: Get out! stinkin' bilge rats. SpongeBob comes from behind holding a Telescope. music). If you see the SpongeBob episode "Clams," you'll notice that Mr. Krabs points out to SpongeBob that it is a 4/4 string ostinato in D-minor after SpongeBob drops Mr. Krab's dollar into the ocean. This is the reward we get for all our hard work? Mr. Krabs: And remember, we don't leave until we catch that clam and rescue me dollar. (both cry). Patrick becomes the new student in SpongeBob's class, and from his introduction, begins getting SpongeBob in trouble. Mr. Krabs: Now, I think we understand each other. Also, you can see an orchestra playing this song when Mr. Krabs begs the orchestra to stop. [Rubs his dollar on himself] I finally got me millionth dollar! Mr. Krabs: (jumps down and gasps) Could it be? Episode Article:Tea at The Treedome Spongebob Sandy Patrick Jellyfish SpongeBob:Wow, four stingers. Mr. Krabs: So, you thought you’d skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Now get out. SpongeBob: Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. I'm begging ya! Chalmers: Yeah. Mr. Krabs pours tears into his mouth) For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! Squidward: You’re crazy! Browse more videos. SpongeBob: Here she comes.... She made it! Sandals: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good? Can I take your order? Every Krab's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Clams/transcript?oldid=3383283. Why? (Mr. Krabs uses his eyes as a jump rope while giggling). Otis:I told you, Abby. lagoon) Me millionth dollar! (puts on his glasses as he walks over to the jellyfish, puts on glasses, and walks over to jellyfish. (SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward: I like neither. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter. [Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth] For Pete's sake, Mr. Krabs, suck it up! Squidward: Clam fishing? Squidward and SpongeBob looks the same as Mr. Krabs). SpongeBob tries to defend Krabs, but he ends up agreeing with Squidward that they need to leave. While SpongeBob and Patrick continue slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3-eyed fish beckons a big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth] (SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward’s magazine. But spare a thought for giant clams, the world's largest living shellfish. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 3, http://enspongepedia.hakiu.de/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Clams&oldid=173292. (scene cuts to Gary chewing the couch at home). Mr. Krabs: You will? Come on back! Can't you hear the music? New Student Starfish: It's another day of boating school for SpongeBob, and this time, Patrick wants to come along too. Squidward: Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?! (SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song & Title Card) (SpongeBob's Foghorn Alarm Clock Rings) SpongeBob: Good Morning, Bikini Bottom! Swim Share the best GIFs now >>> (rings up one dollar then a siren goes off), Squidward: Something stupid, I’m sure. Squidward screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Mr. Krabs] Okay, I've had enough. Whoo-ha! Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Come to me, baby! The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and goes underwater. Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter, so, eventually, we settled on a trade. Congratulations, sir, you have just given me my one millionth dollar! I mean, a crew like you comes around maybe once in a lifetime. SpongeBob: (pokes his head out from behind the kitchen window) Psst, try the coral bits. Squidward: That'll be one dollar. Everything here is made with sclam; a delicious clam free substitute. SpongeBob: Woo! SpongeBob: Squidward, he's lost something near and dear to him. (throws the other sandwiches into the water) The sandwich. Fishing for (clams are jumping) stinky clams on a smelly old boat on few clams then throw them back. How do we get out of here? again. A captain’s nothing without his loyal crew. Hurry, SpongeBob! These incredible creatures can live to 100, grow up to four and a half feet long and weigh as much as three baby elephants. Mr. Krabs: Congratulate yourselves, lad! [sobs] [Nails the sandwich to a pole] [Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. [SpongeBob casts his line behind him which catches on Squidward's magazine. Today we go to Encino California, in which you see us. SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, you want me to cast out over here so you can watch me? Every sailor knows that means death! (runs off to get some items. The giant clam closes its mouth, with Mr. Krabs inside, and dives into the lagoon. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore. "New Student Starfish" (SpongeBob reels it in as fast as he can. [SpongeBob rips Mr. Krabs' pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon] SpongeBob, wait! He likes it! [Rings up one dollar then a siren goes off] - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! The interactive transcript could not be loaded. A captain's nothing without his loyal crew. You can help The Parody Wiki by expanding it.This is a transcript forSpongeBob SquarePants Meets Blue's Clues: What Experiment Does Blue Want to Try? SpongeBob casts Squidward's chair] It's this sandwich. Know what I mean? Squidward: Hey, watch where you're swinging that... [SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon] SpongeBob, be careful with... ow! Look, boys, I finally got it! Let’s just leave the old man. [SpongeBob and Squidward stop sobbing] [Mr. Krabs giggles madly while conducting the orchestra. Then he hugs it), SpongeBob: Squidward, he’s lost something near and dear to him. Abby:Are you sure this restaurant doesn't served any real clams? Camera cuts to SpongeBob) SpongeBob: Wow, four stingers. [Closes the doors to cause the music to stop. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Come to me, baby! SpongeBob: What do you mean? SpongeBob: (looking at a jellyfish through a telescope) Wow, four stingers. Jeniffermelany 6244. [She then gets SpongeBob out and kicks the clam around some more and finally kicks it across the sea. While SpongeBob and Patrick continue slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3-eyed fish beckons a big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth] (Mr. Krabs steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar) Sandals: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good? Cabin doors close as the Squidward: Mr. Krabs, listen, I work with SpongeBob all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... [Yells] you are completely out of your mind! 3 Mr. Krabs: No. Mr. Krabs: [Angry] So you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? I mean, a crew like you [He imagines SpongeBob and Squidward looking deformed] comes around maybe once in a lifetime. Get us out of here! (pointing to Mr. Krabs, who is dressed like he is at a funeral crying at a tombstone with the (SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other) This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn SpongeBob: Woo! Squidward and SpongeBob look the same as Mr. Krabs] Every crab’s goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I Squidward: I like neither. The series chronicles the exploits and adventures of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. The hook in SpongeBob's fishing rod touches Mr. Krabs millionth dollar. Mr. Krabs: Nothing important. Next [SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other] This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, [Shows dollar bill just like described] and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. (The episode starts with our heroes dining in The Clam Hut) 1. Mr. Krabs: No, this is my one millionth dollar earned! Do you know what this is?! Squidward: Clam fishing? "It’s just a dumb old dollar. If that clam didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now? Don’t you think that’s fun? SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! [Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on] Here's where clam fishing gets serious. Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra) There you are ya SpongeBob: Why did he have to go like this?! SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line] live bait! For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! This page was last modified on 26 November 2020, at 20:19. Sandals: Well, uhh, what’s your vote on the kelp... Squidward: Sir, let’s just get this out of the way. Scene Squidward: A sandwich? Reel it in before I keelhaul ya. Haven't you-[cuts off after Mr. Krabs laugh oddly] (ominous orchestra music plays Can I take your order? SpongeBob: I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. Can I take your order? Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? The giant clam emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line] Get us out of here! "It's just a dumb old dollar. [sobbing and flops to the ground] I lost me dollar, and I'll never get it back! Squidward: That will be one dollar. Winnie the Pooh:I've never heard of this place before. I hate everything on the menu! Culture Shock - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts Written by Paul Tibbitt, Mark O’Hare and Mr. Lawrence (no customers at the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs is holding a FREE sign for the salad bar, Squidward is reading a ballet magazine, and Spongebob is wiping dust off tables) SpongeBob: What did you give him? A captain’s nothing without his loyal crew. (stops dancing) Wait a minute... (rubs the dollar back and forth) This isn't me SpongeBob: You’re right. [tries to pry open the clam; he stops.] [SpongeBob is still casting out items while Mr. Krabs talks to Squidward] Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a [Both take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. (rubs his dollar on himself) I finally got me millionth dollar! Squidward: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bikini Bottom Folk Village? [Laughs. (giant clam shows the dollar on its tongue) That’s it! This is the reward we get for all our hard work? And don’t Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward! (takes off his raincoat and sits on his chair) And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now. Slingshot, Cakey, and Coffee appear.) Mr. Krabs: Congratulate yourselves, lad! Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob, can I have a word with you? Template:Tra Episode Article: Clams Mr. Krabs SpongeBob Squidward Old Blue Lips Scooter Hans Gary the Snail (cameo) (at the Krusty Krab) Sandals: Uhh, what do you like better? Me Millionth Dollar" on it. (both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast) Come on, boy! Cut to the jellyfish alone, where SpongeBob's foot stretches out from off-screen and then the rest of his body appears. Squidward: Hey, watch where you're swinging that... (SpongeBob casts Squidward's shirt out in the lagoon) SpongeBob, be Welcome. Okay, I’ve had enough. We've got plenty more to... [He and SpongeBob get shocked. Sandals: What about the barnacle rings, are they any good? Squidward: [He finally loses his temper and he throws the paper and pencil in anger] Sir, let's just get this out of the way! The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins? Gone forever out of our lives... [A tear falls down his cheek] Why couldn't it have been me?! Is it another fishing trip? Hurry, SpongeBob, the music’s Mr. Krabs: No, it’s this sandwich. and casts it in the lagoon. An over eager SpongeBob accidentally hooks the dollar with his fishing line and throws it out into the water – … SpongeBob: Congratulations, Mr. Krabs! Squidward: Whatever. getting faster! The coral bits or the nacho oyster skins? SpongeBob: Oh, poor Mr. Krabs. Squidward: Pamper Island? (Mr. Krabs giggles madly. Squidward: Something stupid, I'm sure. Takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself] Whoo-ha! "Ugh" Slingshot: It's time for another SpongeBob SquarePants special. Squidward: No. Follow the adventures of this enthusiastic, optimistic sponge whose good intentions inevitably lead him and his friends into trouble. (bawling) I lost Mr. Krabs: Not a sandwich. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. C'mon, Mr. Krabs, drop the act. September 20, 2002See more... September 17, 2003 May 14, 2014 Airdate: So, eventually, we settled on a trade. [SpongeBob continues, Sandy finishes prying the clam open from inside it and SpongeBob goes flying] Your shell is mine! For all of you opera fans, please let me know. Mr. Krabs: Oh, Squidward, you’re never gonna believe it! Laughing Mad: Mr. Krabs, as part of his Sanity Slippage. Mr. Krabs: Have you boys met... [Holds his millionth dollar up] ...me millionth dollar? Lori:Not now Luan. Mr. Krabs: I trusted you, and you gave me this?! List of episode transcripts [Scene cuts to the three of them laying on towels at a beach] (cabin doors open to play the ominous Sandy: Hold on there, little square dude! Hai! SpongeBob & Squidward: Mr. Krabs! My roast is ruined. Squidward: A sandwich? Huh? SpongeBob: [wearing blue lipstick] Actually, it's Coral Blue number- [Squidward whacks him on the head with a fishing rod to shut him up, but it's already too late] three! episode transcripts and the transcript from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie! Scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is still scouting the area). finally got it! He pulls out a dollar, and then Mr. Krabs goes really crazy and throws balloons and party-like behavior at the Krusty Krab. (Mr. Krabs jumps up on the boat, revealing himself as only having a head and an arm). Mr. Krabs opens the doors to the orchestra] There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats! The music's getting faster! slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick. Where their motto is: Nobody out-sclams the Hut. Huh? Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back. Squidward: No. 7. conductor takes a bow). SpongeBob, you hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few clams [Catches a clam then he throws it back] then throw them back. Mr. Krabs informs everyone that he's received his millionth dollar, which is every crab's goal in life. SpongeBob: Good Morning, Gary!, Guess What!, … (scene cuts to the three of them in a pool), Squidward: Pamper Island? 6. At the Krusty Krab, Sandalspurchases an order of coral bits, and an alarm suddenly blares out. (scene cuts to later in the day where Mr. Krabs is on top of the boat and SpongeBob 53b music again. Don't you think that's fun? The giant clam stops in mid-air of eating SpongeBob and Squidward and Mr. Krabs jumps inside it to take the dollar) Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! [SpongeBob and Squidward scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant clam] Keep thrashing! Squidward: Just look at him. There’s only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: (scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. He won’t notice." You expect me to break my back over a sandwich? Scooter visits the Krusty Krab and is curious of what he will be able to eat there. Report. [Laughs. Squidward: See? SpongeBob and Squidward) Whoo-hoo! I can’t believe me own crew would betray me like this. The Bikini Bottomites go crazy and they all believe that Spongebob and Plankton stole the secret formula. And casts it in as fast as he walks over to the line ] get us out of!! ) Keep thrashing Graveyard Shift Fester1500 as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the water catch! 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